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Master beggar
You gotta hand it to him. Literally.
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This is one of those nightmares you’ve been having since the day you hit puberty. You are still hounded by that one time when every single one of your time-tested precautions failed dramatically. Murphy’s Law took his revenge that day – revenge for all those years of casual masturbation and nightly breakouts. You wake up [...]
Play some sexy flash games
Flash games. Now there’s a tip for your next break. No, I’m not talking about Pac-Man. Although… well, think Pac-Man with some added incentive. A guy needs some proper motivation to keep the blood pumping, am I right? You know, get a cutie to show her titties while your score increases. Break the house and get the chick too.
All of these have persistent highscores, so you can try and improve on yourself using another PC or – better still – get all your buddies to play and set up a little competition.
The Shell
Place your bet and guess which of the cups the ball is under. If you have enough money you can strip the girl after each win. She’s a hottie too!
Strip Blackjack
Game goal is to play blackjack and win enough cash to strip the girl.
The game can be played either by clicking on the buttons or with the following keys:
ENTER – Deal
S – Stand
H – Hit
D – Double
After each win, if your credit is double the “next strip” amount, a small “strip” button appears at the bottom of the screen. Clicking it will make her lose some clothing and debit your winnings accordingly. Try to win enough to make her show it all! If you stripped the girl and your credit is qualified to enter the top 10, your score will be registered and you’ll start a new game with the initial credit.
Break Out
Ah – a classic. I remember playing this back in the day. The goal of the game is simple – bumping the ball with the paddle, you try destroying all bricks in a level to proceed to the next one. The paddle is controlled by the mouse, press SPACE if you want to pause/unpause the game. Many different bonuses will help you on your way.
Have fun!
Condoms for small peckers
Came across these the other day. Finally an appropriate present for your boss!
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I'm not usually too interested in fashion, but when there's a show on, things are entirely different. I never say no to watching half-naked girls prance across a stage. Those models are total knockouts 90% of the time and tend to wear the flimsiest little outfits. Many designers like to push the envelope too, which makes for grade-A entertainment. More often than not, their motivations for showing even more skin than last year are deliciously absurd. The sensuality of the nude is essential in reaching a state of consciousness necessary for blah blah... That kinda stuff. Always puts a smile on my face, 'cause then you know it's gonna be good. Only on rare occasions, though, will it be great. This time it happened in Lugansk, a town in Ukraine, Europe. The designer also happened to be a circus artist. I guess things are just different there. He decided pushing the envelope in his country meant he had to parade these hot naked girls in front of a camera and a crowd consisting entirely of university students! (more...)
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